How many times can you say the f-word in one sitting?

FUN FACT!:
In a normal day, whatever that may be around here, I will either piss off or be piss off by mama at least two hundred times.

FUN FACT! #2:
Most, if not all, student-teachers who graduate after university don't give a crap about their parents afterwards and get bombarded with job offers at their desired locations.

FUN FACT!!!11!!:
Ontario teacher certification suxx0rs.