Actual writing.

Little V thought it was weird (hypocritical?) that I would rant about losers who thought it was unclean to not shave the legs, yet I still shave my armpits. Well, that's a long story... (...) ...

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... And then they traumatized me so much I started shaving under there. Now there's so much that if I stop now I would cause intense rug burns to everyone I hugged. But it's not necessarily for aesthetic reasons.