Wednesday, August 31, 2005

>Lose weight now! Ask me wha-?

"I went from 195 lb to 145 lb in just 30 days!...or did I just find a pair of fat pants to make it look like I lost weight?"

"Well, nevermind that my pants got stretched out in the first place when I put them on the first time so that they look this loose now, but I really lost the weight! And I can tell you all my secrets in my new book, Whatsamatta Wichyu? where I tell you the exact proven methods of losing weight by:

  • "Getting a haircut!

  • "Making food that looks like crap so you won't eat it!

  • "Live in the middle of nowhere without a car so you'll have to walk or ride your bike everywhere to survive!"

"All this and more, and you don't have to pay a red cent! Nope, all you have to do is read the book, lose the weight, then I send goons to your door to collect payment!" Cost may change without notice (as goons break down your door) and payment varies proportionally to weight loss, foo!
"Don't wait a minute more! It's my birthday next week! Call now as operators are standing by!" (Can you tell I have way too much time on my hands?)

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Old Skool

(Telephony) Kickin' it old skool!


Real old skool! [Expletive deleted] yeah!

Strawberry Shortcake, my sister's old school bed cover that complemented my old school Smurfs bed cover.

The Videotron folks sent two guys over today to migrate my crap Bell service over to the Videotron telephone service. My mum paid 40$/month/something crazy under Bell. Combined with cable modem and basic cable tv service, the new telephone system would cost less than 20$/month/something cheaper. What's the catch? Well, you need to have subscribed to all three of these services to get that price. Thus, I would estimate the cost of everything together to be 80$/month/something sad.

Anyway, they worked around for about 3 hours, trying to figure out where the phone feed was for most of that time, until I finally got the service. And I managed to pick up year-old dustbunnies at the same time. Sadly (!) I have to give up using the old cable modem (with the busted plastic power insert) for this faboo black mega-modem. And on top of that, my (stupid) phone that always got tangled up in everything stopped working properly so I replaced it with this old school black rotary phone. (Now, I have no clue if the rotary thing still works, or if the phone company lets me use pulse dialing, but what the hell - I barely call out anyway.)

The guys were very nice. One of them saw my degrees on the wall and was impressed, and he saw the "Great Baseball" Sega Master System game sitting next to the door and was also impressed. I think the general lack of any sense of self-respect in this apartment was impressive. He was most impressed when he pulled out the phone cord in the kitchen, having found it in a state of complete crapness (ie. holey and exposedy) and found that the phone still worked.

APPEND



I keep checking back on ECN's site for jobs in Quebec, and now it seems that my old school is missing both a phys. ed. teacher and the french teacher.

Sunday, August 28, 2005

Manga List

I break my one post a day habit sometimes. Here's a list of manga that I have read or am reading now.

  • Naruto - spikey-blond-haired little brat in a ninja village
  • Hunter X Hunter - spikey-dark-haired boy who wants to become a hunter to find his father
  • Great Teacher Onizuka - spikey-blond-haired former extra-tough gang member who becomes a teacher
  • Fruit Basket - gentle girl who gets involved with an unusal family
  • 3X3 Eyes - girl runs into guy, guy gets killed by girl's pet, girl eats guy's soul, guy has to protect girl for the rest of their existence, guy falls for girl... classic love story
  • Inu Yasha - doggy boy with cute ears
  • Cardcaptors Sakura - Sakura captures magical cards, while Syaoran pines for both Sakura and another boy... it gets kinda shounen-ai too
  • Tsubasa RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE (which is written just as you see it here) - Sakura and Syaoran from Cardcaptors Sakura, back in completely different and convoluted adventures
  • Yakitate! Japan - about breadmaking and NO it's not boring.
  • Gokusen - a female new teacher who happens to be the granddaughter of a Yakuza leader
  • Angel Sanctuary- a brother and a sister... uh... and some weird stuff about angels and demons.
  • Kimagure Orange Road - a family with odd powers try to maintain a normal life... with powers...
  • Penguin Brothers - spunky girl out to resolve a school gang war
  • Haru yo Koi - find out for yourself ;)

I read the end of Chobits, and I read one chapter each of One Piece, Bleach, and Full Metal Alchemist, but they don't strike me with too much interest. Besides, I have all these other manga I have to catch up with. ;)

Quebec City Online?

To sum up my community's internet world:

  • Quebec's craigslist, which suffers from settling internet dust.

  • Quebec Urbain - for the urbanist in all of us. I guess.

  • Le Soleil - the only paper in Quebec City that doesn't suck. (Journal de Quebec, and Chronicle Telegraph. 'Nuf said.)

To find a job... huh... well, I'd have to go on the Education Canada network, that apparently hardly ever works (seeing as with the hundreds of listings for the rest of Canada, nobody ever seems to post from Quebec). Or the ever-so handy Emploi Quebec site that offers a wide range of jobs from dishwasher to telemarketer. Of course, as all else fails, I just went to the schools themselves to give my resume. And then I wait.




<start of rant> My mum just came back yesterday, and among the very first things she said was, "DID YOU GET A JOB? NO? THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO MOVE TO ONTARIO!!!"
Among my protestations were: "WHAAAA?" "Are you on crack?" "Why the hell would I do that?!" and "What the hell do you know?!?"

Seriously, it's just a repeat of last year's crap, except she's even crazier now. I would probably attribute it to the fact that she thinks a person can't make a living working as a substitute or replacement (which one can't... if you're a single mother or a homeowner), and she thinks I don't worry enough about my own finances or situation (which I already worry about enough by myself, thank you very much, without some overbearing crazy woman screaming at me).

The Ontario bit... well, I think she figures that there are more jobs there (which there are... if you want to work in Thunder Bay) and they do pay marginally more. But the downside is that one has to join the Ontario Teachers' college, which is a completely separate entity to the union, and the hassle to join that plus the yearly fees makes it complete bullshit. (It doesn't guarantee that you'll be working or not - it just means that you're allowed to work as a teacher.)

I already thought about what I wanted to do this year. I figured that I could just stay in town for another year to supply teach and work as a tutor. It'd be a good opportunity for me to
  • practice driving in a non-crazy driving city, when I do get my license,
  • function en francais some more, and
  • give me time to establish myself properly in town, to decide a long-term future.

If I were still in Montreal, I'd undoubtedly be more active and less cranky, but I would have the more painful guilt of not having been more of a caretaker to my family. (I'm already in doodoo for not going to Toronto a few weeks ago for Eddie and Rebecca's gramma in the hospital, because everyone else was there.) But I don't regret being in Quebec over the last year because I would not have been able to mess around my job and learn much more about myself and others. I would not have been as able to cope as well with the transition between university and work.

As much as I enjoy being with everyone in Montreal, I don't think I could have really advanced with my maturity as much as I would like. There's something about being alone for long periods of time that helps me be more decisive (while at the same time be even more insecure).




My sister is apparently house hunting in Montreal. That's a big step! She's apparently looking at one house around Jean-Talon, where she took my mum to look around. My mum then came back and said, "If she buys the house then I'm moving to Montreal."

The first thought that came across my mind was, "What the-!? She's really going to let you move in with her? No effing way!"

I can recall vividly the numerous times my sister exclaimed for everyone to hear, "I'm not letting you move in ever!" That was especially true when she was moving out to Montreal the first time around, while she was nearly frothing in the mouth at the detestable behaviour my mum was exhibiting towards her.

On the other hand, my sister let me live with her for about 8 months in the same apartment she is currently living in, the first year when I went to McGill. I was grateful for the futon and suitcase surface area, but I lacked the 3D volume and privacy that I suppose anyone would need when living out of the house.

So now my sister is buying a house, and letting my mum move in? If that's the case, then I wouldn't mind moving out finally on my own. It would probably still be in Quebec for now, as I made my own personal commitment to stay for another year. On the other hand, would I be able to afford it? (...*reality kicks in*...)

Saturday, August 27, 2005

Pancake!

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Friday, August 26, 2005

I Kick Yo Butt

I want to be able to look at this person and think to myself, "Goddamn I'm going to get the crap kicked out of me by her!" All I can think of when I look at her is, "What the hell are you doing?"

When I'm bored I also take pictures of land development. I was (and still am) pissed off when I found out that they were extending this highway, du Vallon...

The reasons I have for being pissed:

  • Most of the recent land development around this neighbourhood disturbed the local flora and fauna for ugly-assed condos (not apartments either) and stupid, useless highways.

  • Increased traffic expected on du Vallon, which is already terribly congested, and also has the worst onramp in the freaking city near Charest.

  • Urban sprawl. It's pretty gross. The area where you see Walmart in that photo is already the home of a sprawl maul. Right across from that is the Galeries de la Capitale.

  • They'll have to either dig the bike path and sidewalk into the underpass at that intersection or make a gigantic overpass. It doesn't seem that they took bikes or people into consideration when they first blocked off pedestrian traffic, forcing them to the other side of the road where no sidewalk nor path existed in the first place... so my guess is that the bike path will be the last thing on anyone's minds when they cut the rope or whatever stupid pat-on-the-back celebration to open the extention.

  • Of all the road projects the city could focus on, like fixing the crap up near Loretteville (where I had the bumpiest, most potholey, ass-pounding bike coastings down), or making roads safer for bikes, or putting in sidewalks where there should be some (eg. near schools and hospitals?)... or even putting in more effing trees on that goddamn road near the parliament building or something. Really. The city focuses on building an extention to a highway when better urban planning is needed.



In Calgary, Ed told Wesley and I the most traumatizing thing I think I heard on that trip out west. (And I experienced quite a few things that disturbed me sufficiently.)

Q: What is the sister city of Calgary?
A: Uh... oh goddamn...


Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the crazy-assed urban planning of Calgary and the increased urban sprawl of her sister city are related. Fortunately, I don't think Quebec has as much to worry about in terms of suburbia because it's almost 400 years old and the smaller cities here were already established. Calgary, on the other hand, is much younger, and has to deal with the gated communities that sprung up all over the place at the same time.

/I still can't believe that there's a naval museum in Calgary.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

One More Step to Freedom of Road Madness!

I just completed my practical driving courses about half an hour ago. All I have left is to (schedule and) take the SAAQ driving exam (and pass it). (So it should be really "3 steps" but whatever.)

Apparently I got 88... I forget exactly what 4 things were wrong.


  1. I was too slow in places where there weren't any speed limit signs (so I just went 40 km/h).

  2. I hesitated when some teens were about to cross the road, but there was a car behind me. I wasn't sure if they had the right of way but they had stopped. Stupid kids, make up your minds!

  3. My right turns were sometimes too wide. I have no excuse.

  4. I have to make sure that in some instances where there's 1 lane at an intersection with lights, there's space for someone to turn right. I'm still confused about that one.


No blind spot non-checking errors. ***

***Not to say that I forget to check sometimes...

Any pointers, those with drivers licenses?